I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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