So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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