I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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