you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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