Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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