Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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