She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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