Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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