Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame