come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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