My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You are a genius and a whore.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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