Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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