we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't deserve a penis
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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