I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
