fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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