butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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