it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i just made my gag reflex go away.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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