i just had sex bonerless
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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