question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
be right there i have to get my cape
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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