random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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