That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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