is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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