For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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