i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
