I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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