READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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