She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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