no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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