I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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