And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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