I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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