I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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