I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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