I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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