I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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