His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
