sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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