Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy