with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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