so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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