I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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