her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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