last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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