why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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