We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
