Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I love having hate sex.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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