so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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