Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
you never un-have a 4some
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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