Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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