I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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