found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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