my mouth tastes like poor choices
i barfeds in our rink
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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