But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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