Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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