ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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